Episode 15: You're #FakeRIGHT!

It's Family feudalism time! We polled 100 people whom we deemed deserving of the right to vote, the number one answer is on the board, and Survey Says!: There is no finer bird than the pig.
Its time to give thanks alongside Dušan and Spencer as we celebrate the 15th episode spectacular! We're talkin' straw men, pet eating, and our exclusive preview of the 2026 World God elections! Don't forget your cat sauce! ​

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Release date:

18 October 2017

Explicit

1. Yet Another Major Russia Story Falls Apart. Is Skepticism Permissible Yet?

2. Facebook, Google, Twitter: How tech giants are involved in the Russia investigation

3. THE CURRENT: WHY REGULATING FACEBOOK IS INEVITABLE

4. I stopped talking to white people about race. Here’s what I learned

5. College Professor: Believing in Hard Work is White Ideology

6. The European Miracle

Donald Trump, Fake Right: Straw Man for the Left

Is Donald Trump indeed the leader of the AltRight? And for that matter, what in the world is the AltRight? Not many people seem to know the answers these questions, which leaves them open to speculation. To me one thing seems obvious: I know Right; I grew up with Right; Right was my best friend; and Donald J. Trump is no Right! 

The benefit of having a man like the current Dear President--a man that's been in the public eye for over three decades--is that we got to see the real Donald J. Trump play himself on TV, in magazines, and books someone else wrote for him for a good chunk of our lives, as well as his own. Granted, no Twitter for the majority of that time. Still, we get to observe that the man is a lifelong New York Democrat, a progressive, and a man that has on more than one occasion snickered at the Right. A bud of the Wall Street owned Clintons. This begs the question: When did he become Johnny Deacon of the Congregation, or Johnny Gives-A-Fuck About the Fag? That is to say, when did this man who displayed adherence to not a single conservative value for the majority of his time in the public eye, become the standard-bearer for conservative values?!

Speaking of books somebody else wrote for you. Today I learned how Yugoslavia's dictator Tito (r. 1945-1980) collected all the retainers and royalties for the memoirs others wrote for him. He was also payed royalties for the use his likeness in the country's history textbooks. According to the story, which appeared today in some Croat newspaper, in 1959, while receiving the country's top salary at 250,000 dinars, the Marshal earned and additional 7,502,700 dinаrs from a single book deal. At 632 dinars to a single dollar, the book deal worked out to US$2,356.63. Which, according to the author could buy him five "luxury American Pontiac limousines!" #AmericasCommies. But I digress.

My life in Macedonia on top of exposing me to living under the yoke of the Left, also gave me a chance to me quite closely observe the FakeRight. The FakeRight is mercantilist at best, and communist at worst; and has wet dreams about the flag and the Leader. That's about it. The FakeRIght talks a big game, but ends up cracking at the first and most remote sign of shit hitting the fan. I can smell FakeRight scum from a mile away; I can see it hiding around the corner. In the dark. When I see #45 all I see is a big shiny orange blob of #FakeRight! He is Putin, he is Hitler, he is Milošević--who by the way was the leader of the Socialist Party of Serbia, which had been the heir to the Communist Union of Serbia/Yugoslavia. To me he seems like the perfect caricature of what the Right is supposed to “really be like”--the image NPR, CBC, MSNC, and Elizabeth Warren, to name a few, would like us to engrave in our brains.

As such, President Trump represents an excuse for the Left to normalize its radical agenda, i.e. for mainstream/"serious" media to talk exclusively talk about racism, white supremacy, misogyny, homophobia, ableism (WTF?!?!), and most importantly to label decent behavior—such as hard work, family stability, self improvement, etc.—as "literally Hitlerism", white privilege, and racism. And for white privilege to become part of the grade school curriculum. We--this includes me, and you too Loyal Listener, as we are dutiful taxpayers--are now legit brainwashing seven year-olds with fake history, fake sociology, and fake psychology, all because Trump! Oh yeah, cutting little boys dicks off too! But who can keep track, we're all too busy watching the man crack one emotional breakdown after another on Twitter like a second rate Turkish soap opera leading lady. The guy is such a fucking parody, he make Elizabeth Warren come off as correct: he actually didn't build that (his inherited and largely squandered wealth!!

Moreover, President Trump provides an excuse for the Left (i.e.establishment, or better yet, the progressives) to demand regulations on all sorts of things, among which, shockingly: the Internet!! Alongside nationalism and patriarchy, the establishment’s Achilles’ heel. The freedom of the internet is what’s saving us from the Orwellian “memory hole,” and it's throwing a monkey wrench in the progressives' agenda to keep our society stagnant.

In a somewhat poetic sense Trump is the present day Vietnam. His consuming, demoralizing nature is bringing down the American spirit, while at the same time causing a reaction that falls in the lap of the Left. Much like the Vietnam war, President Trump is legitimizing the Left's narrative which depicts America, and her Western culture, as despicable.

The reaction to Trump in European elections in the last year has been an overwhelming turn to the Left. In North America the Left is winning for the time being thanks to Trump’s deplorability. The Left’s jargon had been adopted by the “Serious Media”, while corporate America is kneeling before it. This much can be seen in cases like that of James Damore, as well as other similar cases where HR departments are policing expression in and outside of the workplace. Is corporate America behind Manchurian Candidate Trump? It was behind Vietnam war; it was behind the progressive movement of the early 20^th century (this because progressive policies, i.e. regulations on business limit entry to industry); and it is behind the war on drugs. Can you think of a better representative of Corporate America than Donald J Trump? 

The left is out to shut down free speech and as the son of a political refugee who was exiled from his country for expressing his dissatisfaction with the state of affairs in his homeland, I cannot sit idle and watch my new society burn at the altar of “diversity and equality” and descend in the hell that is political correctness. 

The path of political correctness and contempt for truth upon which the Left has been setting the West since the 1960s must inevitably culminate in the policing of thought crimes (as we are already bearing witness), where dissatisfaction is the highest of treason. I doubt many Westerners will like what that entails.

The Left is out to change the identity of the Westerner. Identity change is never a painless process, and it usually ends in some sort of societal suicide.
The lesson that I learned from my parents in their struggle against the oppressive regime of “former Yugoslavia” is to always be ISKREN—sincere, for truth is the cornerstone upon which a healthy society is founded. Those of you familiar with the Austrian perspective on economics, no doubt understand the role that truth--or the lack thereof--plays in the wellbeing of the economy as it relates to artificial interest rates.

I, like many immigrants to Canada, came to Canada, not because she's rich, but because she's free. The fact that Canada is a free country is what makes her rich. As such she is more or less a bourgeois society, with the small business--not the type abused by #FildelCastrosIllegitimateSon, but real family business--carrying the load of the Canadian economy. She's like a weightlifter who lifts because it's hard work, it makes him feel good, and keeps him healthy. He also happens to look good with his shirt off, but that's the byproduct, the side effect even, of all that other stuff. Canada is a rich country, because it was built on the bourgeois values begotten by the Western Europeans in the 12th century renaissance--some half a millennium before the Industrial Revolution, and by the Jews thousands of years before. My family fled Macedonia because, like many others, it had been the target of persecution of the Communist Party's ideological police. My family, like many other immigrants, chose Canada because she's not part of the Cominform. As such Canada remains a distinguished beacon of light to the rest of the world, and a refuge from the injustice the socialist regimes the world over. It is therefore my job to keep the Cominform out of Canada for as long as I'm alive, and thanks to the Internet, beyond that, too. Join me Loyal Listener in this most noble undertaking!